January 2012
I feel like Ariel had some serious misconceptions...
mylittlenerdytimelord:
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
I feel like Ariel had some serious misconceptions...
mylittlenerdytimelord:
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
mistercoventry:
Hey have you heard of homestuck
Hey have you homestuck
homestuck have you homestuck
homestuck
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
ichibrose:
lucanoctis:
sharkieboo:
rubitinmyeyes:
colonelshounen:
might just keep these in my ask box or answer them all under a cut…
soselfimportant:
xpsychohogx:
here have some James sprites
yay ban hammer
i love these sprite edits so much you dont even know
this is a totally legitimate way to eat nerds
soselfimportant:
get off my dick Lasha
step one open Nerds
alright james buddy you got this
careful….
carefulllllllllllllllllllll…..
shit cocks fuck my hot ass damn it!
step two pour into hand
step three feed
step five ???
Mom: Why are you wearing that pin
Me: its John mom
Mom: Why
Me: people need to know I'm a homestuck
: so we can be bffs
: and have crazy can town parties together
Mom: ...
Me: homestuck
d0wntown:
DAVID KARP
MORE LIKE DAVID KRAP
Anonymous asked: hORDAN
HOMESTUCK IN POKEMON
lobsterspam730:
Since I have no life I think I’m going to get a ROM for RBY, GSC, FRLG, or HGSS so I can have a specialized team of pogeymans all named after
WAIT THIS IS STUPID
i just want someoen to make a homestuck pokemon rom hack with, oh i dont know,
all that please yessir
itunes: would you like to upda-
me: no
adobe: would you like to upda-
me: no
windows messenger: would you like to upda-
me: NO
Homestuck: would you like an upda-
me: YES
Homestuck: lol too bad
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
Page Of Inks: You guys remember the puppy we found... →
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so…
Page Of Inks: Not Another Homestuck Giveaway! →
jadelaughingalonewithsquiddles:
I’m feeling in the giving mood at the moment so I figured since I don’t have anything that I’ve made to give away, why not give someone an option of something from the Whatpumpkin or TopatoCo (MSPA section only) stores? :D
Rules
1. REBLOG AS MUCH AS…
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
